"Doggit, My Name Can't Rest Ownpa" Breaking News Hoodie — Koloqua Streets™
You know the feeling. You try to lay low. You try to take a break. But everywhere you turn — your name is already there. In the room before you arrived. On people's lips before you opened yours.
BREAKING NEWS: Doggit, My Name Can't Rest Ownpa.
This is not just a hoodie. This is a confession. A celebration. A warning.
"Doggit" — pure Liberian Koloqua frustration. The kind you say when something is so real you can't even argue with it.
"Ownpa" — Koloqua for "at all" or "even a little bit." My name cannot rest even a little bit. Not in Monrovia. Not in the DMV. Not in Minneapolis. Not in London. Not anywhere.
If you know, you know. If you don't know — ask a Liberian.
Wear this hoodie and watch what happens. Every Liberian in the room will find you. Every non-Liberian will ask what it means. And when you explain it — they will want one too.
More details
- 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
- Charcoal Heather is 60% ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester
- Carbon Grey is 55% ring-spun cotton, 45% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric (8.5 oz)
- Regular fit but can run a bit tight
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Koloqua Heritage
- Email: contact@support.koloquaheritage.store
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
"Doggit, My Name Can't Rest Ownpa" Breaking News Hoodie — Koloqua Streets™ Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
S
|
27
|
20
|
|
M
|
28
|
21
|
|
L
|
29
|
23
|
|
XL
|
30
|
25
|
|
2XL
|
31
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
32
|
28
|
